I have decided to give you various "Top 10" Lists this week as I have reflected back on DTS/Outreach and look forward to the start of Track. Some are serious, some funny, some sarcastic - I will let you decide which is which! I begin with 10 Reasons that it's better to be a Guy versus a Girl on DTS Outreach - here goes:
There are usually less guys, so
1. They have more bedroom space to stretch out in
2. The guy/girl ratio is definitely in their favor
3. As is the norm for the entire planet, the line is always shorter for the bathroom
4. Bathroom, what bathroom? - guys can pee anywhere
5. If they decide to stop shaving, it's a new style or phase
6. The amount of toiletries is less, therefore their luggage weight is not usually of concern, and it's easier to lug around the airport
7. Toiletries - they have less of everything: shoes, clothes. . .
8. Their independence is not quite as limited as the girls in going out to explore, being out late, etc
9. They can legitimately ignore the honks, cat-calls and hissing since it's not directed to them anyway
10. They are expected to smell funky (which just takes us back to the toiletries!)
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